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Well, you're blushing like crazy, and the way you responded to what I said makes it seem like it is.

Heh.. Well I guess that’s true. *he leans into the counter, tapping his foot.* you’re right, of course you’re right, it is something like that.

I could never forget. I know all your little spots like that~ Mm, you're so cute. -she bites down harder, a little growl bubbling up from the back of her throat-

*he can’t resist moaning a little. He liked it when she started to get rough like that and she knew just how to do it.* ah.. That’s hurts~

Oh gosh... It's something sexual, isn't it?

HUH!? *his head snaps around to look at her, his eyes wide.* H-How did you.. ?

*She turned to him* What's wrong?

*he hunches his shoulders, blushing to the tips of his ears,* n-Nothing. I just.. I think I just got a visit from an Anon..

It is not *puts her hands on her hips* Its not fun at all, trust me

J: *he smirks* eesn’t ze eet purpose of zose zings to be enjoyable? Believe me, ‘e’s not as upset as ‘e seems. ‘E was just embarrassed.

Alright *turns and smacks Jacques on the arm lightly* Jaq, its not funny

J: oh of course eet ees!

*lets go and pats him on the shoulder* you're gonna be okay. I'll help Jacques keep an eye on this place

P: Kay. I dunno how long this’ll last so I guess I’ll see you in a while. *he scurries into the office and slams the door.*

J: hehehhe

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

*nods* Okay. I'm sorry this happened *she got up and walked over, gave him a hug* Those magic anons are horrible

P: *he stiffens as she hugs him, not wanting her to get too close and feel how he’s reacting.* uh.. U-Uh okay. I’ll be right.. Y-You know.